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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Piece Of Shit Or Not?- Hardcore Henry

When the pliers come out, you know shit just got real

HARDCORE HENRY 

Joe's Take-
After an unseen accident that leaves him devastated, Henry gets the Robocop assembly treatment from his wife, and escapes from some really bad guys lead by a Jake Busey (Contact) clone. They've taken his girl and Sharlto Copley's (The A-Team 2010) gonna help him make them pay. Bring on a rockin Queen song ("Don't Stop Me Now") and let's kick some ass! There's fistfights through hordes of henchmen, gun play, and a coked out Copley that's ready to tear shit up! Will Hank save the day? Will he ever make sweet love to his wife again (Or was his junk destroyed too?)? And most importantly, where did Copley get those leopard bikini bottoms?! All done from a first-person's perspective, this trailer energizes and excites. I don't expect the story to be anything special, but who cares?! Give us some action!

My Prediction- This is a mixture of Crank (2006) with the only good scene in that turd sucking Doom film (2005). If Hardcore Henry is only half as good as its trailer, then it's going to be a great time. Fuck yes! No way that this will be a Piece Of Shit. Fuck Yes! That was worth saying twice.

Mike's Take
Two years ago, on a podcast I mentioned that it would be cool to see a movie done with one of those Bluetooth ear piece camera's. It's like the Bluetooth headset for your phone, but longer and against your jaw bone. I'd post a picture of it but I'm too lazy and I have to leave to see this movie. Anyways, I wrote a part of a script with this whole idea in mind and then I put it away to work on things like this blog and movie reviews and of course our newest thing, the video game thing.
I got off track. It's a first person perspective movie that looks like a mixture of Die Hard meets Kick-ass with a bit of Robocop thrown in. How hardcore is he? He's so hardcore that ... uhm, porn stars are embarrassed to watch him.
It's going to be a fun movie. Not a piece of shit.


Hardcore Henry (2015)
R | 1h 36min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 8 April 2016 (USA)

A first-person action film from the eyes of Henry, who's resurrected from death with no memory. He must discover his identity and save his wife from a warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers.
Director: Ilya Naishuller
Writers: Ilya Naishuller (screenwriter), Will Stewart (additional writing by)
Stars: Sharlto Copley, Tim Roth, Haley Bennett

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