Thursday, May 4, 2017

Cinescape Magazine Presents: Piece Of Shit Or Not?- Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Cinescape Magazine

Piece Of Shit Or Not?

Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Look at all of the purty colors

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Joe's Take-

A race of golden conceited douchebags attempts to purge the galaxy of whatever it is that's offending their delicate sensibilities, and only those five dysfunctional Guardians have the ability to stop them. That is of course if Star Lord can get past his relationship pains with Gamora, and his daddy issues with Yondu and Kurt Russell (John Carpenter's The Thing). Baby Groot also has some growing up to do and Rocket may not be the best role model for that to happen. All the while, Drax the Destroyer is just happy killing monsters and giving unwanted hugs. Add Mantis and Nebula to the team, and you've got a cocktail of cool 70's tracks and big budget action scenes to start off the Summer movie season with a boom.

My Prediction- The trailers rock, the humor is strong, and everybody's back for a second round. There is no way that this will suck, and you should agree with me. Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 will not be a Piece Of Shit. I just pray that the reported five post-credits scenes won't feel like filler. Nah!

Mike's Take
Jack Burton and his souped up Pork Chop Express is back to help Marvel's merry band of misfits save the universe from Thanos and a bunch of intergalactic republican "douchebags" that are trying to turn all people into sheep like drones.
can it be done? If Trump can be president, then the Guardians of the Galaxy can save the day...

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