Thursday, March 30, 2017

Ghost in the Shell 2017 Piece Of Shit Or Not?


Ghost in the Shell 2017 Piece Of Shit Or Not?
Where da nipples at?! There woulda been nipples on the titties if this stayed in Japan
Joe's Take-
In a futuristic society, a cyber-terrorist's most recent attacks, triggers a robotically enhanced agent to question her own memories and past. While she and her partners kung fu fight across the city in search of him (or it), she also checks more and more into what still makes her human, and if there's anything left at all. The closer she gets to him, the closer she gets to the truth.

My Prediction- Appearance wise, this looks like a near shot for shot copy of the animated film from 1995. Only difference is that the live action actors and settings remind me of that Johnny Mnemonic waste from that same year, there's more depth into the Major's backstory, and the once free flowing titties are now covered in all of their PG-13 rated glory. I have my doubts about this adaptation because most suck, but I think that Ghost in the Shell will not be a Piece of Shit. I wonder if Scarjo had a hand in killing the film's nudity? All I'm saying is that if Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux) was cast instead, she would've been the first on set to get butt-naked.

Mike's Take -
It's a goddamn tech suit she's wearing Joe. Plus she's a cyborg type, so basically a suit tailored to look like a female, but that's it. Ya perv.
The trailer looks like the film mimics the animated movie, almost down to a scene by scene shot.
This won't be a piece of shit. Please don't be a piece of shit.

Ghost in the Shell (2017)
PG-13 | 1h 47min | Action, Crime, Drama | 31 March 2017 (USA)
In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: A human saved from a terrible crash, who is cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world's most dangerous criminals.

Director: Rupert Sanders
Writers: Shirow Masamune (based on the comic "The Ghost in the Shell" by), Jamie Moss (screenplay)
Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Pilou Asbæk, Takeshi Kitano

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