Monday, April 16, 2018

(Cock) Blockers- Piece Of Shit Or Not?

MOVIE REVIEW






Joe's Take-
Ike Barinholtz as himself, Leslie Mann as herself, and JOHN CENA!!! as effeminately naive, all play parents who involuntarily become friends and allies when their three daughters become friends together at a young age. Flash forward to senior year, and the shit has gotten more serious than the parents can handle. It turns out that their young adults have made an emoji-laced pact to all lose each other's virginity on the upcoming prom night. Well those horny little bitches must be stopped at all costs! Cue in the hilarity as these parents stumble to and fro while they try to thwart the irresponsible decisions of their children's unstoppable lust! #blockthecock

My Prediction- Dumb parents, horny teenagers, and John Cena!!! butt chuggin some brew? Hell yes I'm in! But will the ass beer and the like be enough to keep this film from falling into the realm of cheap throwaway comedy? I sure hope so. Cockblockers won't be a Piece Of Shit, I think. ;)

Mike's Take - 
#sexpact2018 - shennanigans, party fouls, and beer butt chugging are just some of the finer points of this tour de force comedy starring Ike Barinholtz, Leslie Mann and John Cena as the parents of 3 college bound kids who are going to senior prom and are trying to get laid.

But, will they stop the sexpact in time? I surely hope not. There's something about a comedy that would show of age kids making decisions that can impact their lives and whether or not they will go through with something as important as making the decision to have sex.

BTW, I think I'm beginning to like John Cena as a comedy actor.

Not a Piece of Shit.
Blockers- Piece Of Shit Or Not? poster





Blockers (2018)
R | 1h 42min | Comedy | 6 April 2018 (USA)
Three parents try to stop their daughters from having sex on Prom night.

Director: Kay Cannon
Writers: Brian Kehoe, Jim Kehoe
Stars: Leslie Mann, John Cena, Ramona Young

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